If symptoms persist...

This is the state of Kenyan advertising today. They lie in a bed, ailing, wasting away, propped by the IV of Bad Ideas and Corporate Money, hoping the Kenyan public won't notice how atrocious they truly are.

But the Kenyan audience has noticed. Or at least, I have. And, like a benevolent doctor, I have decided to spread healing on this tepid wasteland. I stand, armed with my stethoscope, to give..well, advice.